For 100,000 years, humans have pursued immortality: from preserving bodies with red ochre to building pyramids, from brewing elixirs to offering prayers, all in the hope of defeating death. Today, we can leverage decentralization and AI to face the same challenge. Your biological body will age, fail, and eventually die, but your identity, essence, and thoughts can persist forever inside an avatar. If not defeat, perhaps cheating is better than extinction.